Kingdom of Dorkshire - A Rogues' Gallery

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No comic for Monday, so I'm giving you guys this instead. A more up-to-date profile page for the players of Kingdom of Dorkshire. In order, they are:

All Aces is a pony who cares for only card games and competition. Most of the time, he seems apathetic to the world, caring only for his next opportunity to outgamble some ponies at poker. However, his apathy is of some good, as it usually gives him a fair, unbiased opinion on everything occurring around him. He maintains a fierce, comptetitive frienship with Marble.

Blue Blazes is a hotheaded pegasus with a passion for flying. However, she is not interested in joining the Wonderbolts, instead opting to fly solo, fine-tuning her tricks. Much like Aces, she is friends with Marble, although she claims Aces to be "too boring." She is Tiny's older sister, albeit an admittedly terrible one. She was already fully grown and out of the house when Tiny was born, so she is very distant with her younger sibling. However, she's always trying.

Marble is a very comptetitive pony, regardless of what physcial challenge is presented to him. While he's always determined to win, he's a good sport and sees losing as a personal challenge to improve. When not running obstacle courses (his favorite), he can usually be seen playing games with Aces. He's also a bit scatterbrained, and constantly needs to be reminded of dates and obligations.

Fizzy Drink is a unicorn with a passion for making soda, much like her father, Pop Bottles. Much like the soda she makes, she's usually very bubbly and bursting with energy, although she can be a bit too blunt or snide with others (mostly with her younger sister, Sweet Dreams). However, she's always eager to please and takes any job, however small or menial, seriously. She's methodical in her work, but can get distracted if on a sugar high.

Drum Roll is a drum-playing pony originally hailing from Seaddle with his older brother, Java Nut. Roll still lives his brother, claiming to be the straight-man to Java's dorky ways, but secretly cares for his brother. He plays drums (mostly snare) in Grand Staff's orchestra and is a good friend of hers. Roll is a bit too straightforward, oftentimes coming off as aggressive or blunt, but he generally means well. He despises dancing around issues, wanting to get everything done as quickly and as simply as he can.

Java Nut is a caffeine-addicted pony originally hailing from Seaddle with his younger brother, Drum Roll. Java runs a small cafe in Ponyville and houses his younger brother. Java has a great addiction to coffee, and spends his time either wide awake and wired, or drained and tired. His sleep schedule is very spastic and hard to predict, so Roll often ends up taking over duties in the cafe. Java is very truthful, and is confused as to why others aren't. As such, Java can be a bit manipulative (such as slipping somepony a drink laced with truth serum), but he always admits to his crimes.

Tiny Flare is a quiet, self-effacing pony resentful of his situation: an earth pony in a family of pegasi. His parents tried as best as they could, but Tiny was usually left to fend for himself. As a result, he's a bit confused about what his cutie mark should be. He currently lives with his sister, Blazes, who often forgets about him. Tiny has a crush on Clue Finder (who doesn't know about it) and hangs out with his classmate, Sweet Dreams (who has a crush on him that he doesn't know about).

Sweet Dreams is a narcoleptic candy maker, the latter of which is very similar to her mother, Butter Scotch. She is constantly dozing off, much to everyone's annoyance, although she can be very sweet and apologetic. As a result, she's a bit manipulative when using her charms to get her way, which seems to work on everypony except her crush, Tiny Flare. She constantly fights with her older sister, Fizzy Drink. While she doesn't currently have her cutie mark, she dreams of becoming a prolific candy maker, something she is already on her way to becoming.

Grand Staff is a concert music obsessed pony, currently sharing a house with the alicorn Clue Finder. Grand started up and plays french horn in the Ponyville Volunteer Orchestra, as well as the Ponyville Marching Band. She recruits members for the orchestra, and is familiar with nearly every pony that plays music. She maintains a love/hate relationship with her neighbor, Turn Table, claiming that his music "isn't really music." When it comes to musical matters, Grand prides herself as an expert and can become hostile if she feels this position is threatened, but she generally means well.

Turn Table is a musician who, besides playing the guitar, bass, and drums, relies heavily on looping and sampling in his music. However, despite this, his music is actually fairly complex, heavily layered, and very lush and colorful. His work has been critically acclaimed (much to Grand's chagrin). He maintains a love/hate relationship with his neighbor, Grand Staff, arguing that her claims about his music are far too narrow-minded, and that she's just prejudiced against his musical style. Turn Table can be a bit cryptic, sometimes even uncomprehensible, when spoken to, but he's a fun pony to hang out with.

Clue Finder is an alicorn, originally from the grand city of Canterlot. However, she left the big city after being mistaken for a member of the Royal Family (of which she's not; she's just an average citizen). She maintains a fierce love of literature, particularly mystery novels, and is constantly trying to get her work noticed. She shares a house with Grand, the two of which being good friends. She is constantly dragging her friends into strange adventures. Clue is, at first, unaware of Tiny's crush on her (until Grand points it out to her), but she acknowledges it and vows to be nice to Tiny, despite her love for him being platonic. She speaks with a British accent and uses quite a bit of British slang, something which confuses her friends to no end.

Stardust is a reclusive pony living in a small house on the edge of the Everfree Forest. She has an obvious passion for astronomy, and is a night owl, spending most of her time peering at the stars through a telescope. Despite her reclusive and solitary nature, she is always eager to welcome any guests at her house (usually as a result of Clue's adventure-seeking ways), and can always be relied on to help whenever asked. She admits to not being artistic, but loves to doodle, and the full sketchbooks that litter her house can attest to this fact.

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